Let's consider what we know about JaviPuff. He knows how hot you are. That was NEVER in question. Never.
His playho is preggers?! He might be enjoying a break from the circus. Why shouldn't he enjoy being around you and his angels?
And probably is peeing all around the house. Beware of yellow snow.
Here is the good part, since he likes to turn the back yard into Disneyland with toys. Explain to him how much the kids really really want a hot tub.
Can you just imagine him a few months from now sitting on the couch in his new world, next to his very large preggers, and thinking about your hottyness out back of his old home in a hot tub with a bf? I can just see his brain turning into a pudding cup.
So if the kids can't talk him into a hot tub, you should start laying brochures for one around the house. He needs to be exposed to these mental images when he takes the liberty of coming over to visit. And maybe a couple car dealership brouchures on new luxury minivans and convertibles. Or cruises to Hawaii. And thongs.
Then, accept my bet for a very large sum of money. Even if you do none of those things, that man is eventually going to get around to trying to make you his next OW. We know what he is, what he will do, and how bad it will stink. Such a turd! You will so enjoy getting to pull the handle on him when he does. Too bad the Tidy Bowl man didn't have a name. Tired of calling him Puff.
So anyway, what color minivan you gonna let him buy you? You are so hot, I think fire red.
