Moose rescue. You really are wonderful. No wonder the cats are looking for a new bed. The moose will really crowd them out.
BTW ... cute how you plan to disguise the moose as a very large dog so the animal rights neighbors won't turn you in for giving the moosedog treats. Yes, the sunbeam was a very good sign .... this plan will work.
About shipping the retarded son of Satan cat this way.... maybe not such a good plan
Oh, BTW figgy ... who said you had to have a bike to wear chaps ??? Heck, if you started wearing chaps things might get pretty wild without a bike. You could even end up needing a helmet for protection ... just thinking.
Guess I'm off to lower the doorbell button so the cat can reach it, and hook it up to the porch sprinkler.
