Oh my gosh, it makes me so happy to imagine you eating those muffins!! I'm glad you have a set of 'cups' to go with your falsies!! You make me laugh so much!!
It actually helps me feel better to know that sometimes you have the "crazy distant dream feeling" also. I am sorry to bring up something sad though. Is this a stage of detachment or something? I thought it might be a sign that I was losing my marbles, but maybe it is all part of the journey!
Maybe you could take some muffins to the birthday party! But I fully support staying in with a book & eating more muffins solo as well. Down time is important!!