Wife's MLC????

[SirPrizeMe]

Bomb,
What is the proper care and feeding of an alien?
How often do you have to take it out for a walk?

Mine has sort of occupied the house by itself, having ejected me. It seems to be setting up for a long seige.

Every once in a while I throw money at it, which seems to have absolutely no effect on its mood.

Periodically, it hurls waves of vomit and puke at me from behind the seige walls. At first it was unpleasant but I am used to it now.

I am thinking of taking up a position a little further away, out of range of the vomit bombs.