Giggle for the day:

Subject: MOMMY THE DANCER


One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living.



All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.



However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when

the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my

mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes

in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if

the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."



The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the

other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin

aside to ask him, "Is that really true ab out your mother?"



"No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee

and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but

I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."



Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
-- Bernice Johnson Reagon