H came home last night and before sitting down to dinner said he had 'a situation to take care of.' I immediately thought, GREAT, I guess OW is back on the booze. She was off the wagon for a total of 2 days! I was really irked.
H then went into the bathroom. I thought, that's weird, is he going to call her from in there? When he came out, he sat down and said, that's better. I said, did you take care of your sitch in the bathroom?! He said yes, leaving me more confused.
He wanted to know what I thought he was referring to so I told him. I thought OW was on the warpath again and you were calling her. He started laughing...
Well, I had assumed the "situation" he was talking about was OW. He said his stomach had been bothering him all day and he really needed to get in the bathroom.
What an indication of how much we get consumed by all this crap (no pun intended)...
