Mojo, you are not a moron. If you say something like that again, I'm going to come right over there and force-feed you a quart of Ben & Jerry's flavor of your choice, paint your fingernails and toenails, brush your hair, dress you in footie pajamas with bunnies AND puppies on then, and put you to bed in nice, soft sheets. Don't EVER call yourself a moron.
Would you let your daughter talk to herself that way?
And there are plenty of reasons why a man would want to be in a R with you.
And hot IS the same as being a great playmate.
He told you early on that he wanted exclusivity. You didn't believe him, because he hadn't met you yet. Well he didn't need to meet you: he had a complete picture of you in his head. Who cares what you're really like or what you really want. He treated you like a Russian mail-order bride or something. Next time you'll know better.
When people tell you who they are, believe them.
There's nothing wrong with you except that you didn't take this guy literally enough.
