Mostly the reason we got into an altercation over Valentine's Day is that he thinks that I am his girlfriend but I don't act like one. The reason he thinks I am his girlfriend is he pretty much did everything short of saying "Will you be my girlfriend?" to make the situation clear
Mojo, I don't know if you missed that particular memo but men who want you to be their girlfriend say "will you be my girlfriend". Really. If he wants the situation clear he will make it clear. Then you can say "yes" or "no" or "I'll get back to you sometime during the next lunar year". But to leave it ambiguous on purpose and THEN get into a tiff because you're not acting the way he wants is just .......arrrgh.