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A trained watch-Moose. I think everyone should have one!

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Oh, golly!

Last time the moose wandered into town, they decided to hang out on the baseball field. The sheriff had to come out to keep tourists from climbing the fence and going up to them! eeep!

So, erm, not something that is recommended.

But it is a beautiful sunset out there. I haven't seen the sun in a while.

It's beautiful.

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PS. Moose are more aggressive and less scared than bears, usually.

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Gosh! Instant death and jail time for thinking about feeding the critter a carrot.

It's all about the bears in the next subdivision up and people and blah blah blah....

And someone would notice.

Wildlife blockwatch....

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Originally Posted By: FriendlyOneDuh
PS. Moose are more aggressive and less scared than bears, usually.

That's why the training is important! Though a trained watch-Bear would probably be quite effective. Might eat a lot, though.

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Sounds like more "Bull"winkle to me.

I bet you could teach them to giggle and snert.


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Sounds like more "Bull"winkle to me.

I bet you could teach them to giggle and snert.


That's why they hang out there! They are learning!

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To play baseball?

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Yep. They looked very silly with the mitts on their antlers and the bats in their mouths.

Luckily, it was just practice. :-))))

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They work for the Home Owner Assoc and make sure F1 follows all applicable HOW bylaws and regulations. They are waiting for the snow to melt off the roof so they can determine if it is in violation of .... anything.

One of them is not a moose at all, but the creepy guy down the road that voted himself the Homeland Security Pope of the hood. But his costume is so good he has F1 tricked. Too bad for him when the other moose types come strolling by and start feeling frisky!


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OK, thanks for sorting that out, I was afraid I was confused or something. Since your my V, did you get my Purple Teddy Bear card link for you?

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