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Okay, funny story for the peeps. I just remembered it talking with PC.

Many moons ago, ex asked me to send flowers to (I didn't know it) girlfriend. He said her Mom(?) died. I was just supposed to put his name on it, and nothing else. I ended up with 'Sorry for your loss, PB&J' on it.

Jeeeepers, I don't follow directions very well.

PC said it was so PB didn't feel guilty. Etc....

Too funny, I can't believe I forgot that....

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What a PB! I wonder what she though when she got them?!

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I was asked to stop by and Moderate this thread, as it seems someone may need to be told "get a room".

That must be some kind of code for Surviving, cuz others have said the same to me before. I think it was on the PT also. I just never understood what they meant. Is there a special Surviving Room here?


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I think it's just down the hall on the left? Or is that the grill? I get so confused......

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Hmmmmm....She probably should have thought "gee, it sux to date a married man!" but probably, "Awwwww, he sent me flowers and his wife didn't care, that's why her name is on them and blah blah blah"

'Cause people believe what they want to believe.

W2S, I have a room, thanks! People keep trying to move into it too! Must be an okay room. :-))))

J

PS. *sigh* He's too far away, anyways....

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I believe that I just got "an important call for [computer voice] Amy Boobs [/computer voice]"

I is confuzzled....

That may not have been the name, but....

gosh

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My guess is the tart knew exactly what happened and believed she just dodged a bullet. Probably asked PB "what the hell were you thinking?"

And if I was your W, I would kill you. Then she smiled and said how beautimous the flowers were. I know. Because you picked them J.


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Nah. Not a tart. Just not the sharpest knife in the block. Neither of them.

Most days I am very sure that I got the better deal, although lately it's been just a touch shaky.

Oh well, c'est la vie.

Speaking of being alive.... just walked down to the mailbox and SHAZAM! BabyMoose is standing there staring at me. Eeeeep!

I didn't panic, sent loving thoughts to BabyMoose and hoped like heck that it would decide I was just a harmless bit of mobile fauna.

Didn't see Mama, probably would have jumped on board the propane truck if I had.

Yikes!

J

PS. Thanks babe.

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Despite the Moosiness, seeing BabyMoose up close like that would be cool, I think. As long as Mama didn't get upset, or Baby for that matter!

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Carrots?
Apples?
Pecan Pie?

What would baby moose consider a moosetreat?

I would absolutely be tempted to start carrying something to toss in his/her general direction ... gently of course.

Not saying teach baby moose to eat out of your hand. But thinking a trained baby moose would keep the bed warmer than two cats. Might also be good way to convince two cats to move to another room.


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