Perhaps the intellectual property you should be working with is editing self help/relationhip materials.
You guys crack me up. I don't make my living in a field that involves sex or relationships. I am a book dealer who specializes in obscure technical topics and lost arts & crafts. An example of what I mean by Intellectual Property Rehabilitation would be to gather sewing patterns from Civil War era magazines into a book, add relevant modern introductory and instructive information and sell it to the Re-enactment market in print-on-demand format. Other than getting regularly laid ( edit that to read "affectionately man-handled"), my primary life goal/passion is to be a publisher.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
