Have you seen the reality show about the matchmaker for millionaires? You would be great at something like that. Maybe matchmaking for people coming out of SSMs. OR Have you heard of "cuddle parties"? These are non-sexual touch orgy events since folks are so touch starved. How about hosting the same thing but with a more sexual edge - naked twister, jello wrestling, strip poker and so forth....... You could be an entrepreneur while working on your memoirs. Perfect.
