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Did you say "WORK"?
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Happy V Day kids!

Just go ahead and pull my Purple Teddy Bear string!

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I was wondering.. if maybe YOU might be my Valentine W2S ? Just for this year of course with no strings attached.. that sort of thing ? eh ?

You too GB.. I was just thinking that we have a lack of male bonding around here.. that is all.

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Uncertain about the whole bonding thing. We talkin velvet covered cuffs or fur? I wouldn't want to lead you on until I am certain.


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The few I knew into that preferred cold (as in kept in the freezer for 6 hours minimum) steel ones.

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I just thought we would all talk about it first.. and come to consensus of some sort ?

The furry ones are nice. but so are the others ? It is okay with me ?

Thank You though.. You are all helping me Survive ! That is what is most important here. Such kidders, too ! Black or Red Chaps ?

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Er, Tom, whatever you do, either one does not go well with the yellow lawyer tie. Leave it at home.

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Gosh!

I don't have a Valentine. *sob*

I'm holding up the "L" sign for loser right now.

bleh

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OK, OK, I'll do it, I'll volunteer.
Feel better?

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Awwwwwww! Thanks Valentine!

*blushing*

Does this mean I should break out the red lingerie???

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Happy Valentine's Day, EDXTW!

I think those guys you've been dating are just particularly astute!

smooch & hugs,
AH

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