The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes –
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)(preferrably Chardonnay) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)(Highly recommended Holy Grail Ale). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Happy V Day kids!
Just go ahead and pull my Purple Teddy Bear string!
