If you truly believe that, you had best leave all traces of your cow at home when you go on weekend trips and overhear conversations.
Okay, okay, okay... said I was going to be nice... A Call Girl Genius? Yeah. Yep. I have no doubt whatsoever, I could pull that one off. And there would never... narry be a cow in site. I'd forget how to cook, too; chicken soup is a thing of the past. You're sick and need of some puppy love? Go home to your wife... or hie yourself off to the doctor... come see me when you are WELL. I have diamonds to collect. Smile. Stroke of nails on the back... show of leather and lace...
People. People. Come on. Not ONE of you would be here if you were truly THAT. There is no way I'd be hanging my AZZ out here for all of you to see, if I wasn't hoping someone was going to NAIL MY AZZ to the wall over it. You nail my azz to the wall... there is some kind of caring in that. Somewhere. I can find my own way back, thank you.... just need to know... that there are real, smart, caring people in this world, who, if you SHOW them... are willing to give you a BOOST when you need it... they won't DO it for you... they won't look the other way... but they sure as he!! aren't willing to buy the schit you sell yourself in the mirror everyday.
Yeah. Call Girls. They sure are genius. Genius at... mirage.
There is nothing wrong with taking a side trip in life down that road... for a time. For anyone. Just don't get stuck there. Or do.
I... personally... can traverse very dark alleys. All by myself. In a genius kind of way.
I just choose not to. Cuz dark allies are dark places to be. And I can tell you... there are no cows, no bunnies... no MONKEYS... to be found. They are too smart.
