Huh, oh that ... uh, well, see I have been blending some self tanning powder with some baby powder so when I get that itchy winter skin I can comfort myself and look like I have been getting some sun.
Whaaaa ... you don't believe me? Well here, I dare you to lick my fingers. Sure, if I'm lying they will taste like the last of the Doodles. Orrrrrrrrr .... you will end up with a tongue that smells like a babies bottom and look like it was caught in the lid of a tanning bed.
