Recognized a pattern, don't know if I like it.

[sleeper]

Roger Bomb,

OK, survival kit check; 10 silver dollars, 2 pair nylons, 5 packs chewing gum............oops, wrong movie.

I'm in a funk today. W called to ask if I would take care of kids for an extra couple of days (long story). I said, "of course." She then began to describe what a fantastic guy I am in a conversation in which she referred to herself as my "crazy ex-wife." I guess I must look at the conversation as positive because she told me just one year ago how much respect she'd lost for me. Looks like I may have earned that back, but will it save the marriage?

I'm a "phenomenal father" and a "fantastic guy", so divorce me. Makes perfect sense.

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