Phew, glad I didn't miss the samooch.

And today at church (the new singles bar?) A single dad said to me, I heard you are divorced?

I said it only happend last week.

He said that was plenty of time, and he smiled like a weird smile.

ICK

I should of picked my nose, for reals

Live Simply
Love Generously
Care Deeply
Speak Kindly
Leave the rest to God