As you all sit with bated breath waiting for the next episode in my stirring marriage saga, I arrive with stunning news that we finally have an agreement as to settlement amount and settlement terms. She basically gets everything and I get something one of these days but I don't know what it is! It was pure H-E-double hockey sticks hammering out the minute details, but my crack legal team of Dewey, Cheetham and Howe finally got it done. They've assured me that I'll be D'd whenever they feel like it and I'll get my settlement, well, let's just say when it gets REALLY cold! After they take their cut I'll be able to buy Lis that hotdog I promised her! That's all the nudes that's fit to sprint right now. I'll let you know when I finally sign something!
A Bodacious TA-TA to you all!
David
The fires of true love can never be quenched, because the source of its flame is God Himself! - Shulamith
