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[bombardier50]

SPM,
Nice to hear from you. Even though things are improving, I'm not getting my hopes up too much. Everyone tells me this is a rollercoaster. I don't know if I'm coming to the end of the ride or approaching a big ol' plummet.

Just read through your thread. Like others have said, sounds to me like she's dragging her feet...making unrealistic demands that she knows you won't accept, etc. I mean, really, she started this, right? Make her do all the work. And I echo what some others have said about moving back into the house. I certainly don't know the dynamics of the R, but I have this funny feeling that she wouldn't move out in response. Anyway, just a thought...

Funny story: I was trimming my beard this morning and the guard slipped on the razor and cut a huge swath. Only solution was to shave the beard completely off. I glanced in the mirror and I looked about 10 years younger. Wife sees me and does a double take. I explained what happened...then:

W: Yeah, right. Likely story. You just have some hot date tonight.
Me: Yep...sure do. She's about 5'5", curvaceous, great rack, pouty lips, big brown eyes, dark curly hair (of course, I'm describing her).
W: Oh yeah?...well don't get any ideas.
Me: Too late.

Har!

Bomb