Let's see, I can operate a shovel. Check. I can operate a hammer, snowblower and grille. Check. Been a gaffer for a Paramount movie. (back in '92, does that still count?) Took out the trash last night. Check. Approve of in excess of 1/4 million bucks or more every work day going out the door. Check. Darn, had fish for dinner! Drat! My life story, close, but ... somebody else got the cigar.
