So you like a guy with a noted lack of puppy, yet you say you want the puppy.
I'm not surprised.
Well, he does text me from work when he's having a bad day to request semi-erotic photos. So his puppy is just real low maintenance for me. He just likes having an intelligent sexual woman to talk to about his high tech/high stress job and then break him off. So we're a pretty good team. He already got a promotion since we've been interacting so pretty much I'm owed a trip to Mexico but obviously it's all win-win for me because he's a sexual dominant so it's effortless for me to put him in the pocket.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver