Won't Back Down

[nutfarmer]

There's a lot more room in a mini van. She's gonna have a heck of a time traking down the bug you've placed in there.

[Ohio_Mark]

You are correct, nut. However, the only concern that I have with the "car switch" is that she will immediately think it's "bug-related."

But since there is no bug... my concern is short-lived...

[nutfarmer]

You can rest easy knowing that she will be like a rat in a maze, trying to track it down. Talk about cheeseless tunnels.

[LL44]

LOL nut!!! She'll have one of those devices that are used to find bugs all over that thing!!!

Oh Mark, your W seems to be as lost and crazy as my H. Its their own doing, but it sucks that they are dragging (or attempting) everyone they love down with them.

[Ohio_Mark]

I have some miscellaneous electronic junk in the basement. I am tempted to stick some under a seat in the van....

But I won't. It will accomplish nothing...

[LL44]

It would accomplish a little snicker from Mark and his DB friends.... But should you do it? Nope.......

[Ohio_Mark]

Update: I worked from home today, as #3 was sick. While I was in a conference call, she found a pair of scissors and cut her own bangs.

When the wife got home, you would have thought it was the end of the flippin world. She went ballistic, hurling very hurtful (and completely irrelevant) insults at me. I left the house....and when I got home five hours later, she was icy. She isn't speaking to me (the worst father in the state....).

You know, I get the whole "alien" thing. However, she's making it real easy for me to detach. As things stand now, I want nothing to do with her. I want her out of my life. Now.

And, to you, my dear DB friends... please, spare me the "I am so sorry..." replies. Your concern is appreciated and duly noted. Thanks, but no thanks. Be sorry that I am still married to her... not that she's driving me away...

[Rob1231]

OK, Mark, you got it - enough about her! How's your GALing and PMAing going?

[Ohio_Mark]

PMA is relentless. I am on a high, knowing that my life will only get better from here. Heck, it can't get any worse!!! Right? I am not yelling, swearing, getting angry.... I will not be provoked. In a nutshell, I am living above it all.

Regarding GAL, I am hosting another men's poker game a week from Friday. I sent out invitations, and I have heard "yes" 6 times and "maybe" twice.

When I left home today (while she was hurling insults at me), I went to the gym (ran about 7.5 miles on the treadmill), then to church (Ash Wednesday, dontcha know), then to a local watering hole. Lotsa "talent" at the gym and bar... two outa three ain't bad....

[SueS]

Mark-

Good for you for getting out and getting away from the crap.

Unbelievable! It's not the first time a child has cut their own hair. Big Deal!.....it does grow back!

Have a good night!

SueS