We kinda backed into a relationship talk/fight yesterday. She told me that I am desperately clinging to the marriage (what?). Also, I just cannot help myself. I am stalking her, tracking her on her computer and bugging her car. But it's all gonna stop once I get served with the court order to stop. OK. Should be the easiest thing I have ever done...
Oh, and I got another reminder that I have had sex with Shrek's wife. Only Shrek's wife doesn't know that wife knows this. Which tells me that Shrek is making this stuff up...
I told her that I know that her relationship with Shrek is still alive. She demanded that I prove it. Of course, without snooping, I can't prove it... but last night, while lying in bed, I thought of something.... a way that she can prove that the relationship with Shrek is dead.... she needs to do just one thing... something she has done thousands of times... something I know she enjoys.... something I may enjoy as well....
But she won't do it. She won't cheat on Shrek. But it will be fun to throw it out there when the subject comes up again.
