Further Adventures of Sock Monkey Girl

[MJontheMend]

I'm afraid that I may not be able to post here anymore because apparently the writers for "The New Adventures of Old Christine" are stealing my real life for episodes of the show. There were about 20 things on last night's episode that I had in common with Christine. She even used my trick of not shaving her legs in order to be less slutty. Plus having phone sex. Plus dating sexy African-American guy. Plus one-time hippie feminist lesbian encounter with college friend. Plus manic sit-up activity in preparation for sexual activity etc. etc. etc.

Of course, I also felt a great affinity with Bridget Jones when I watched "Edge of Reason" on Sunday night due to the whole low will-power when it comes to Wolves and Doritos thing. Plus she ended up in a Thai prison. FSG is rather appalled with the shoddy bookkeeping practices of my business so I told him that it will be okay because if I end up in a federal prison for a few months like Martha Stewart I will just read her auto-biography and some Russian novels and it will be fine as long as he is willing to come conjugal visit me. He promised to do that for me and said he would even bring the Lysol to sanitize the visitation trailer. Really that's all I can ask of a man.