I know. I wonder if you could make money if you set up a sort of self-service singles grooming parlor? Did I tell you guys that a foot fetishist e-mailed me?
Anyways, I fly off to visit FSG on Friday. He says that he knows that I'm just using him for man-candy but he's okay with that for now. I asked him to take the enneagram test and he's Type 8 with Type 3 a close second. He would rather be Type 3 than Type 8 because he doesn't like the thought of having anger issues and he would like to be thought of as attractive.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
