Men in white coats would be called in to transport her off.
LOL- But other primates groom in order to get sex, right? Why would brushing a woman's hair be any more odd than buying her a drink? I read this recently. It's particularly interesting, to me, to note that when the females groomed the males the sexual activity and aggression decreased.
Although given the food analogies frequently bandied about on this BB this might be even more relevant.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
