Thanks, Nik, feel free to post anytime. (I lurk over on your thread sometimes too.)
Well, for now, I just sealed this current "stowaway" up within a large ziplock bag -- along with a note in case the W snoops them out (which I would no longer put beyond her). The note basically calls her on her petty little mind-games. I'm storing this package in my linen closet for the time being, unless I think of something else.
Other than that, I need to ignore her as much as humanly possible and get all this crazy-making drama out of my life.
The question I have is -- if my W can find that off-switch controlling her love for me, why the heck can't I find the switch that shuts off my love for her?