What HD men really want and need is something that they assumed was part of the deal when they got married, swore off other women, and signed over half of their balance sheet - namely, a warm and loving vagina.
Dang, this sounds SO harsh. Yet, with some editing, it is true. I'd end it, "...namely, a loving woman who is enthusiastic and generous in the bedroom." But I'm a little too diplomatic sometimes. Your statement sounds too "locker roomish" to me.