Never Choke in a restaurant in the South > > Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they > talk about their moonshine operation. > > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to > cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in > real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya > swallar?' > > The woman shakes her head no. > > Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' > > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. > > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down > her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his > tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the > obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the > Hillbilly walks slowly back t o the bar. > > His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick > Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. -- Bernice Johnson Reagon
