Great, could you drive her up Tom? Don't worry about a passport, you can just keep her in the car ashtray. Wow, my first real date!
Oh btw, what will Muriel be wearing? Tell her I don't have any handcuffs for the class but I do have my old Military Police holster and dress cap. I'm thinking of wearing those while going topless, kind of a Village People's Tango look. Let her know, OK. Does she have a traffic cone I could borrow?
