Ok here is a semi positive....

W cooked spaghetti tonight and told son we were eating at the table.....Great...but.......Son had his map that we were working on at the table and I SPILT my drink on it.... First thing W says (in an angry tone.) Oh GREAT... I got up fast and wiped it up. THEN wife caught herself and changed her tone... and said "oh it does not look that bad......


Dr Love


And if I claim to be a wise man, well
It surely means that I don't know