Tom, If you go with the Latin dance idea just stay out of the cloakroom and put a lock on your zipper cuz they'll swarm ya and before you know it you'll find yourself Cha-Cha-ing aimlessly into the parking with a shellshocked glaze in your eyes. It ain't pretty, my man. Best to prepare yourself with a mid-week class before tackling the Friday night "it's every woman for herself" crowd. May the force be with you. Oh, bring a pair of handcuffs!
