A still picture? How very quaint. Your grandmother will love it.
Yes, it is rather quaint, isn't it? (sigh) Nothing that would interest an experienced man such as yourself. I shall just tuck it back in my old-fashioned satchel of books and pies and straighten my library girl skirt and put on my little red hoodie and be on my way. I do hope Grandma will like the picture. Could you perhaps direct me back to the path to her house? I was rather afraid to venture out into the woods alone today. I heard that something BIG and BAD was lurking about. I wish I had a heavy ax like yours but I probably couldn't even lift it.I'd just be bent over the woodpile helpless.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
