ETA: I guess some of the reasons I like this guy are: he's Spock-ish in that he's logical, organized, and yet so passionate. He's kind and non-judgmental, respectful of his students. He has cats. We'll see.
Prof: Lil, are you getting your needs met?
Lil: 1. You're doing a great job with the ones you know about.
2. I am. Are you?
3. You're meeting needs I didn't even know I had.
4. Oh yes. After class, I feel the need to go out in the parking lot and have a cigarette.