Whatis, you are too funny! But now that you mention staplers I am thinking of the crazy guy in Office Space with the unhealthy attachment to his red Swingline.....
Thanks for a laugh today!

Me-35

Together: 18 yrs
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S-8
D-4
D'd: Feb. 2010

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