It seems to me that now that there all these courses, TV shows etc. teaching men how to bring out their inner wolf, the monkey-girls are pretty much left undefended. Therefore, I was pondering on the following classic monkey dilemma.
Wolf: (with assertive confidence)Peel your banana.
Monkey: (with defiant attitude) Why should I?
Wolf: Because you know that you want to.
...and Monkey is taken down in two swift moves. So does anyone have any suggestions for how Monkey can avoid/conquer this dilemma? Please remember that any suggestions that involve bringing in other animals or morphing Monkey into another animal will not count as solutions. Therefore, it is a given that Monkey actually does want to peel the banana. That is the nature of Monkey.
This is a serious issue that I have encountered enumerable times in my life (including last night on the phone with FSG-sigh)with minor variations so let's all get our thinking caps on. I have to go make some money but I'll be back later today to check in on your progress.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
