How often is a "very very very proto" relationship exclusive? Do you see how I might wonder about a streetwise, successful, rich and attractive man who's chomping at the bit to be exclusive in a very very very proto LDR, even to the point of saying he'll be exclusive whether you are or not?
Well, you wouldn't be wondering if my name was Scarlet Johannsen, now would you, hmmm?
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You, otoh, are at least lending credence to my newest pet theory which is that all single women are crazy (this supersedes my previous pet theory which was that you can't trust a single woman who doesn't want to be in a relationship).
This reminds me of the comedy routine I saw where the comedian had an endangered species heading on a picture of a single woman who was described as Attractive, Smart, Funny and Not Crazy. I'm willing to bet that if you took the Identity Test on OkCupid you would come up as somebody who is "deliberate" rather than "random" like me and that is why you think I am crazy.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
