Do you see how I might wonder about a streetwise, successful, rich and attractive man who's chomping at the bit to be exclusive...

I can't imagine why you'd wonder...guys like that can never get dates.



{"as if"}

poor ba$tards are left with no choice but to troll the internet, looking for their next victim OOPS I mean "girlfriend" by sweet-talkin' poor lonely, unsuspecting LD-MILFs who live far, far away.
yeah, happens all the time.