Theo fits the bill although I can't vouch for the being a good lover bit and he will INSIST on the orange spandex and you gotta know he will wear a kilt at the ceremony and appear on a white steed.........
If you can cope with that then you have another option.
ps. I'll lend him one of my many whips if that helps......oh and some hancuffs......( I know, us Brits are a bit weird..... )
Please smile Frank.
Saffie me 46 H 46 M in 1986 D20,D18,S16,D13 H's A 01/05 to 07/06 H recommitted to M 07/06 renewed vows 09/06 Going from strength to strength