It's just so ridiculous that I actually presented my proto-relationship with FSG as something worthy of analysis by the BB. Here's what we did last night:

1) Watched "American Idol" together on the phone.

2) Talked about what kind of ice cream we wished we were eating.

3) FSG "tricked" me into revealing what kind of underwear I was wearing for about the 10th time.

Basically, we are conspiring to have a fun relationship that is at about a 7th grade level because we deserve it.


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver