Are we married to the same woman? Did you break your W.s vacuum and hide it???? I remember two years ago, buying a Christms tree and putting it up with the kids, and wife figuratively cutting my head off with a Ginsu knive of sarcasm! I spent $90 on the tree. We were both working, making over 200K a year. She laced into me like you would not believe, (but you actually would): "What the F*&k are you doing? We can't afford that kind of money!" No mention of "the kids love doing that with you"; "thanks for doing that", whatever.
I put myself in her shoes: "The kids love putting up the tree with you. Who cares? The tree's up and ti looks great!" Venus/Mars or just ridiculous behavior? Get better. Have some hot whiskey and lemon juice for me. We're not allowed to have any alcohol here. Probably a good idea with 160,000 people with automatic weapons and bad attitudes. Thanks for buoying up my spirits!
