Yeah, nut, according to his snooping wife, Shrek is looking for work in this area. He is currently unemployed, and is looking to change careers into a field that is very competitive. Good luck, buddy.
From what I have been told, the plan is for him to find a job and relocate within 100 miles of here. Then she packs up the kids and moves them there to live with him happily ever after.
Not so fast. According to my lawyer, even if she gets what she wants (custody with alternating weekends for me), she will not be permitted by the court to move the kids out of the school district. The judge will not allow it for "older kids." And my kids definitely qualify as older.
So she will be left with a quandary: Either Shrek moves again closer to here, and takes a lesser job in this area (perhaps pushing carts at WalMart), or she abandons the kids and moves with him, leaving the kids with me. Hell will freeze over before the latter, so ...
