But Saffie, Prince Charming is handsome and young and rides a white steed! He doesn't have warts, or depression, or periods of unemployment. That's the beauty of Prince Charming. So if last year's Prince Charming gets a little old and develops indigestion, well, then it's back up into the tower to get rescued again. All she's got to do is get her long hair flowing! Oh wait, but didn't he say she gained 50 pounds? Will she still fit on Prince Charming's horse? No matter. She's perfect. It's Prince Charming who can't have flaws!
