Tostada,
I am really sorry about what is going on....I wish I could give you some direction that would be in tune with this site or principles of DB. Like I said earlier you are probably a couple of days ahead of my sitch...... although recently, my sitch has seemed to slow down while yours went into overdrive with the d papers.
Whatever you have been doing is not working at this point. Only you know if you actually followed the DB principals.
I don't know Tostada, I think it is time to drop the gloves (hockey) or put them on (boxing). There is another man around, you got served, your wife wants you out.....If it were me (and it might just be in a few days), I would get out of there for the next 48 to 72 hrs. (go totally dark) and celebrate your 40th. birthday with people who care for you and enjoy your company.
You deserve to enjoy yourself, think about you for a while...and if it makes you feel better tell her a few choice words on the way out. You can always apologize later.
I guess I won't be applying for a DB coach job any time soon.