Originally Posted By: Corri
Well... I will say it may be my misunderstanding of the definition of cow, but I see cow as... 'nurturing,' which covers that definition and then some. I get a definite feeling of 'Mom' when I think of cow. Mojo often says... "I do cow and bake pies.' LOL. The only person who bakes pies... that I know of... is mom or grandma... to bring the warm, cozy feeling to home. And there isn't anything wrong with that... I think it is great and necessary, especially for building a strong 'home' feel for everyone.

But when I think of 'cow' in terms of an H... geeze... ewh. That gets into 'mommy-ing' your H... and I just don't know any way faster to kill a sex drive than getting parental with a spouse (conversely, a man being too much St. Bernard with his W).

I put a St. Bernard and a Cow together in my head... and the only nookie I can see coming from that pairing is... for procreation reasons... in the dark... and most of your clothes on.


Strange. I think of a woman doing your description above... nesting, baking pies, and doing that warm cozy stuff for me, and I want to slowly take all her clothes off and snuggle her whilst making love with her. I think the cow is damn sexy and definitely has a place in the rotation.


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