The cow is the sexual healer. The cow will feed and/or f*ck a man when he's down.
Cow=Sexual healer? I bommited a little. That is such an incestuous thought to me. I can very easily haul a man to bed as a Buniness... for sexual healing... and I can certainly bring out my cow to make chicken soup... and THEN take my Buniness to bed for sexual healing... but my cow ain't gettin' nowhere near my man in a sexual connotation ever again.
(I'm belaboring this point. Sorry, personal flashbacks to very sad and horrid memories... shudder)
SwanKey and BuniNess... Wow... I'm a likin' that... I'm Swankey... (Nice ring to it, don't you think?)