Guess what? FloppySocks Guy bought me 1940's style Nancy Drew hat and shipped it to me. I protested but he was like "Oh no, I HAD to do it." and he was chortling when he said it. He is definitely my top swain. I have decided that he is a hippopotamus. He's always very jolly and he seems superficially benign in his muscularity but he has quite a tough hide and you pretty much can't stop him when he's barreling through the jungle with a monkey girl and bunny on his back.


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver