LOL! Nice one hairy - and nice to see you are enjoying being your true self.
Last night I went to my book club. On the way out we were admiring the hostess' new kitten. One of the other women said "what's a female cat called? I know a male's a tom but what do you call the female"
pregnant pause
me: "A pussy?"
if we can be sufficient to ourselves, we need fear no entangling webs Erica Jong
