In Support of Strong Puppy

[Burgbud]

(Corri) Women are inherently dishonest because of our maternal instinct.

I agree with most of what you're saying; help me understand. Why does the maternal instinct make you dishonest (I'd use the term "undependable" instead, but I think we're on the same page)? The only thing I can come up with is that your complete and utter commitment to your offspring, whether they exist or not, makes you realize at some level that everything else is relatively unimportant. Honor and dependability are no big deal...you *know* you're a good person because you know in your bones that you'll completely sacrifice yourself for your offspring.

That would explain why single women who are into you are dependable and regular single women are a pain in the a$$. It raises two questions, though.

Why are married women dependable? (I have my suspicions, which don't involve any secret attractions, but I don't want to taint any potential responses.)

If a regular single woman is dependable, does that mean she's actually into you? (That would explain a lot, actually.)